Loobitism

Meet Joanie

2008-05-03T05:22:00.000-07:00

Juno and Joanie.

Just to freak you out

2008-04-30T18:17:00.001-07:00

This should freak the living fart out of Joan and Genevieve. Hahaha :D

Sick again

2008-04-22T01:03:00.000-07:00

It sucks having stomach flu when I swore that I'd go to school today and tickle the living hell out of Aloycia.

Ah well, there's 7 days in a week for a reason (:

Even though there's chinese lessons tomorrow, I do hope I can get back to school tomorrow. I'm really sorry I can't take care of the instruments Olivia!

I took pictures of Juno...

... And gave her bunny ears :D

Flag Day

2008-04-12T04:33:00.000-07:00

I don't think I've even been daoed so many times in 6 hours. Nor saying "Would you like to donate?" and "Thank You".

But overall it was fun going around asking for donations with Vana, Lingling and Esther :D

Some people were really generous and gave us $5 notes, but some idiots seized the chance to clear all the five cent coins in their wallet. Smart.

There was even this bunch of dicks who tried to fold their purchase RECEIPT and dump it in my tin can.

When you try to dump a receipt in a donation can held by a girl, it does not make you look cool, it does not make you look macho.

IT MAKES US HOPE YOU GET ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND DIE.

After 1 hour of asking passerbys for donations we figured that it would be most effective to ask couples and family with little kids. You know, the girl wants to show the guy she has a heart (when she doesn't) and vice versa while little kids just want to have the fun of doing a good deed and dropping coins into a can :D So cute.

Its damn funny how people try to pretend to not see you when they see you are holding a donation can or claim they have no money.

Me: "Hi would you like to donate to the disabled people association?"

Auntie holding Prada and Gucci paperbags: *frowns* " No no no money"

Lol. No money. No money still can buy things from Prada and Gucci?

I don't get these people. Stupid, selfish and stingy.

Actually during our rounds we slacked alot and went to shop a little. Bought Juno new shoes and new bag and Esther bought her doll stuff too from Takashimaya :D

I wish I was sec 1

2008-04-09T18:19:00.000-07:00

I think would rather be a sec 1 even if it meant going through that period of tootness once again.

Pretty :D

2008-04-06T03:39:00.001-07:00

I bought Juno new clothes. It cost me enough to burn my wallet but its worth it because there are 2 layers to this kimono :D

Sorry lah, shall not blog about anything right now. Must maintain an innocent image in front of juniors ^^

Don't say my doll is scary or I'll hit you with my Chemistry textbook.

Sports Carnival

2008-03-21T00:13:00.000-07:00

I'm supposed to be doing my overdue holiday homework but I guess writing a journal entry about my day in Chinese isn't all that important.

Yesterday was the coolest Sports Carnival. Well, temperature wise. Other than that it was pretty screwed. It just had to start raining just before the events even started so events had to be cancelled. Bummer. But was very fun to sit next to Jasmine again after so long and exchange lame comments about the whole day.

Remind me to bring my camera every sports day from now on instead of Foxtrot comics.

Because I missed taking a picture of Chuxuan and Jasmine trying to poke each other off the stands in The Gladiator D:

Damn, at least I got a good laugh from them poking each other in the stomach and legs.

Random Picture :D

Can't believe her clothes cost more than mine >.>

):

2008-03-20T02:56:00.000-07:00

Stop saying my blythe is scary! Its pretty ok!

One day I shall put my doll under Petrina's table and scare the living pee out of her when she opens it.

Heehee :D

My sis and I are quite even

2008-03-09T00:48:00.000-08:00

Lucky I got this doll before its price shot above $200 :D

I'm a happy kid.

1 hour and 42 minutes to Wednesday

2008-03-04T06:18:00.000-08:00

Amath Exercise 3.1

Emath Exercise 9.1 and weekend homework 7

Physics Workbook pg 19-28

Biology Essay Questions

Chinese shit

Hoho, I'm screwed.

Where is MY Nintendo DS?!?!

2008-03-02T02:44:00.001-08:00

I am depressed.

MY DAD BOUGHT MY 4 YEAR OLD SISTER A FREAKING NINTENDO DS!!

Zomgwtfbbq?!

I'm 14 and she's 4! If she gets a Nintendo DS I should at least get a Nintendo Wii right?! Injustice

If me and my sister have problems sharing the sofa and the remote control, I don't think there's much hope that we can even share a Nintendo DS.

So there's no wonder why I started laughing when my dad suggested that we could share.

Ah well, I have a tablet PC. And tablet PCs are way more useful than Nintendo Dss because you can whack perverts with it and it'd be more painful. So there.
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Don't ask me for my CT results. I have selective amnesia.

Juno :D

2008-02-29T03:31:00.000-08:00

I watched Juno :D

Verdict: The rating is crap. Good movie though.

Its not as NC-16 as it seems la, aside for a few words here and there. Can't believe this film didn't award this Best Picture at the Academy Awards. I'll buy the soundtrack of this movie when it comes out or try to download the opening song as soon as possible. Go watch it, you'd be all smiles by the end of it :)
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I cheated in my Chinese mo xie this week because I felt they serve me no purpose other wasting my brain memory space of 128 MB. Shhh

2 more loosing battles

2008-02-25T03:47:00.000-08:00

I'm afraid common tests have finally driven me crazy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

See?!

Common Tests

2008-02-19T07:10:00.000-08:00

Damn, if only I had taken double science.

Now how long I stay awake depends on how long this can of Coke will last me.

Good luck people. Stay sane.

TODAY IS FRIDAY!

2008-02-15T03:24:00.000-08:00

I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours! I get to sleep for 12 hours!

I GET TO SLEEP FOR A WHOLE FREAKING 12 HOURS TODAY AFTER GETTING LESS THAN 6 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THE PAST WEEK!!!

Happy is now an understatement.

Wait, there's band tomorrow at 7am. Killjoy.

I'm too nice sometimes

2008-02-12T06:06:00.000-08:00

On the train from Novena to Orchard, I saw this auntie with lots of Cold Storage plastic bags standing up in the Mrt.

Me: *stands up from seat* "u sit la"

Auntie: *looks at me* "Are you implying that I'm old?"

Me: "Erm no..."

Auntie: "Then?"

Me: "Erm, nevermind." *sits back at seat*

Auntie: "!?!"

Me: *pretends to be asleep*

Stupid tai tais.

Happy CNY!

2008-02-06T18:34:00.000-08:00

Yesterday's celebrations in school were quite fun, especially when you are sitting at the gallery and have steps to rest your back on ;D It gets better when all the teachers are looking in front and you can sneak some mouthfuls of Oreos without getting screwed.

AND FOR ONCE I GET A FULL VIEW OF THE STAGE. Hallelujah.

Its really frustrating when performers just lie on the stage floor, roll about, and expect us to be able to see them. Doesn't help either when a person with unusually poofy hair is sitting in front of you.

Anyways the dance troupe from China that the school invited to perform for us were really, really good. Super coordinated and they have a variety of very colourful costumes. But its really sad that they can't go back to celebrate CNY with their families =/

Sad that I can't upload class pictures because Petrina is in Alaska sunbathing and her memory card is at home. Now how can Petrina remember that her memory card is at home when her memory card is at home?

Happy CNY people! Do remember to share your moolah with me :D

I love weekends

2008-02-02T23:35:00.000-08:00

The week has been in total chaos. However I think my hair will stop falling off since all 5 tests for this week are over.

We've had Chemistry, Biology, A maths, Lit and Geography. In 2 days. Then the school finally realised that there were too many tests that week and moved Physics to Week 7.

Reaction after Chemistry:

"AHHHH!! AMMONIUM CHLORIDE SUBLIMES!!"

Reaction after A maths:

"Shit. I only did question 2."

Reaction after Geog:

Yuebin: " Why ur paper so white ar? You were supposed to shade your diagrams."
Me: "Oh shit."

Reaction after Lit:

" I'll go to the toilet once I can feel my fingers."

Reaction after Biology:

"Remind me to drop this subject at the end of the year."

I strongly insist that all my answers are correct. Even though I know I screwed up :D

For English we had to write a composition about "Heros". I tried to write about myself but somehow failed quite miserably.

Yiwen: "*translater from chinese* Oh I didn't write about the hero. I just started then I ended and handed it in because there wasn't any time."

I don't think I need any reminders why I love my class ;D

Tomorrow I have E Maths test. The vicious cycle starts again.

January Is Over

2008-02-01T07:12:00.000-08:00

Now where did all those days go?

Sometimes having no mass run isn't such a good thing

2008-01-29T05:16:00.000-08:00

-at the parade square-

Mr Koh: " Today's mass run will be cancelled."

Me: " YAY! WHOHOO!"

Jocelyn: " NNOOOOO!! I SLAP U AR!"

- in class -

Me: "Shit now got 1.5 hours of Bio"

BF lists

2008-01-28T04:51:00.001-08:00

Now there are people who want to seem as stupid as possible, so me and Chuxuan have decided to be little Cupids this year. The only difference is that we are fully clothed and we do not use arrows because our aiming is somewhat bad.

Since HW is spending Valentine's Day with her pillow and any guy on the street simply wouldn't qualify, me and Chuxuan have made a list of what it takes to be HW's partner.

For HW
1. 1.7-1.8 m in height

2. Academically smart

3. Spectacle degree <400 Degrees

4. Loves her

5. <75 kg

6. No long hair

7. No gothics

8. Cannot be playboy

Chuxuan's Boyfriend Requirements

1. 1.8-1.9 m

2. Really, really smart

3. Loves her, alot

4. Financially stable

5. No Braces

6. Can tolerate her hyperness

7. No playboys please

Olivia's Boyfriend Requirements

1. 1.9-2 m tall

2. Likes to play the clarinet

3. Has lots of muscles so can carry her around

4. Smart

5. Financially Stable

6. Loves her

7. Playboys will have their balls chopped off by Chuxuan

Anyone interested?

Wedding Dinners

2008-01-27T00:53:00.000-08:00

I don't really like going to wedding dinners, especially if my mum is picking out my outfit.

I might wear my favourite jeans and an oversized black Converse shirt just to piss my mum off.

Waste my time la! I got 7 tests next week!!

super short post

2008-01-24T07:50:00.001-08:00

My brain cells have been crenated.

This is what happens when all my brain juice has been sucked out and I try to replace it with Coke.

Anyways I heard the seniors did really well for the O levels! Our average has improved and I really hope we get a holiday or at least half a day off lessons to you know, ~~sleep~~ be motivated and study to score as well as them. I counted and there were 15 people from 4C2 who were in the Top 30. Now I bet my chem teacher is will go through that 4C2-is-the-best-class-so-you-must-be-like-them talk.

Congrats to Rosemund and Jie'r for being promoted to 2nd clarinet :D

SS lessons are fun! But Chuxuan, no I will not give you SS tuition for $1 an hour.

RWAR

2008-01-20T04:18:00.000-08:00

My chinese teacher lost my newspaper articles. I think.

Jian Baos are a pain in my arse, and it wasn't easy doing them. AND NOW SHE LOST MY JIAN BAOS?! My reaction is somewhat similar to this.

I vow to photocopy all my Chinese assignments before handing them up just in case her dementia acts up again.

The day in 10 minutes

2008-01-16T01:52:00.000-08:00

I have ten minutes. Starting from now.

Nothing remotely interesting happened today, other than seeing Chuxuan with braces and PE. She looks studious with braces, I must say :D Maybe I should get multi-neon-coloured braces myself so teachers might get distracted by my teeth instead of my untucked blouse which Roslina praises on a daily basis.

I'm glad to be immune to sarcasm.

PE was damn fun. ME AND LYDIA ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF PICKLEBALL. Not only did we not manage to hit the ball back to each other once, once Lydia hit the ball so high it went over the fence. As for me, every time I hit a ball, someone would get hit either in the head or back :D

Literature is boring to a certain extent. As you know, I sit right infront of the teacher's desk and they probably can see my facial expressions very clearly.

Lit teacher: " Are you okay? How come just now you like, look at me like so blank, so stone liddat."

Me: " Heheh."

I told you I needed more sleep.

Ahhh homework

2008-01-15T05:10:00.000-08:00

I thought I loved school so much that I wouldn't ever see myself looking forward to the weekend. But things do change sometimes.

WALAO SO MUCH HOMEWORK LOR!

There is so much homework I want to pretend to faint. Giving homework is just like breathing to teachers I guess. Breathe in, collect homework. Breathe out, give homework. Vicious circulatory system they have in there.

I still love my classmates though. Sitting beside Esther is damn fun during Geography lessons because she's a retardie like me. And I like to play with her Blythe doll (: Ah, I can't really remember the reason why we were laughing the living pee out of us when Miss Tan had just scolded us for daydreaming.

I think I need to sleep earlier, because I almost fell backwards while dozing off in the Chemistry lab. Those chairs are really in need of backrests.

My mum is like yours

2008-01-06T02:01:00.000-08:00

My mum is going to confiscate my tablet because I just won't admit I'm watching porn on the net.

Chuxuan, now I can emphatize with you.

3C2 IS the best

2008-01-04T04:15:00.000-08:00

These first 3 days of school is the best I've ever had. Its okay if I can't go "C1 all the way!" anymore. 3C2 is alot better anyways =)

I think we're the class with the most number of people in the whole level - 42. China scholars aren't scary, just that during exams they will kick our asses until like very very pain. The one sitting in front of me is superbly nice and she calls herself Bread. So cute!

Why 3C2 is the best

I'm sitting around the people I know
We're sitting in the gallery during assembly in the hall. Sitting up and down exercises won't affect us anymore =)
Her Majesty (...) is our SS teacher
I have superbly pleasant and bubbly new classmates like Jorina (She remembered my name!), Siok Hoon, Lydia, Liwei, See Wei etc.
Roslina can stand my hyperness
We have teachers that are erm, let's just say great in their own special way

During the first day of school when our form teacher made us stand up and say something about ourselves, me and Sandra were daring each other to say stupid untrue things about ourselves.

Sandra: " I dare you to say you like butterflies and flowers"

Me: " Huh?!"

Sandra: " I dare you to say you like china people"

Me: " I dare you to say you like guys"

Sandra: " Okay, then I dare you to say you're half Portuguese, one quarter Italian and one quarter Singaporean"

Me: " I dare you to say you like to bangkok"

In the end I just said I liked surfing Youtube for funny videos. So boring!

I don't know why, but why do teachers like us to write down things about ourself instead of saying it out? I'm running out of Crescent fullscap already.

For Chinese lessons I have to climb up the stairs and go to 3S1 for lessons because 3G2 didn't have enough space for all of us. Sad but I guess being in 3S1 during chinese would be fun because Audrey, Rachel, Nicolette and LingLing would be there. My Chinese teacher is quite cute, she keeps going " WA BIANG". The person sitting beside me and me spent the whole lesson laughing about how the teacher was wearing ALL pink even though we only knew each other for like an hour. I'm gonna try find out her name the next time I see her.

Maths lessons are okay I guess. Mr Lee told us how his retina got detached from his eyeball and had to have an operation. Thank you, we will know why we are going blind. Emath was boring, me and Serene were just talking and talking about things going on in band and daring each other to pin Roslina's paperclips in our hair while she was away on council duty to see what Miss Lin would do.

The Sec 1s are freaking rude, well at least a few of them are. Me and Serene went up to the Sec 1C2 to pull Sicheng with us for lunch because she was there peer leading. When we went up there they were playing some game with the Sec 1s which includes getting to know each other. This Sec 1 was asking me and Serene:

1C2-er: "Which one of you are born in September"

Serene: "Yay! ME!

Me: "Cool! I'm born in December!"

1C2-er: "Whatever. Like I care."

I. Wanted. To. Slap. Her. Face.

So what if she's taller than me? I swear if she joins band I will stuff her inside Audrey's tuba, or something.

I think my english teacher is going to bring me up to the forth level and drop me down from there because I wrote something really crappy like making Mattel make a barbie doll inspired by me in my essay "My New Year Resolutions". Well, I was desperate for words, don't shoot me.

So that sums up my first week in school. Time to entice people into joining band and hope they don't quit.

Its 2008!

2007-12-31T19:09:00.000-08:00

Happy 2008!

So, I look forward to these in 2008:

1) Getting a good laugh at Singapore's performance at the Beijing Olympics (if they can qualify to compete)

2) Cutting up animal hearts during Biology practical sessions.

What? At least they're realistic :D

New Year Resolutions

2007-12-31T03:26:00.000-08:00

Its that time of the year once again.

This year's been great! But I'm quite pleased to say goodbye to it and hope that I won't remember all the bad things that happened.

Highlights of 2007
5) Being in 2C1
4) Being in band
3) Taiwan trip
2) Musical Evening
1) Meeting Shaowei

Lowlights of 2007
5) High School Musical 2
4) Holiday Homework
3) Change of school PE attire
2) Claymation
1) Sarawak Trip. Definitely the worst trip ever.

Last year I didn't make a list because I believed in the lie that I was perfect. But for this year, I've cut down my long list to the most realistic ones. They are :

Study artificial intelligence
Have Mattel make a Barbie doll inspired by me
Paint my clarinet blue
Get LGP to transfer to Dance. I'm kidding.

Please, let 2008 to be a good year for me. Theres an 8 in it for goodness sake!

4 days to Taiwan!

2007-12-14T02:47:00.000-08:00

My mum's trying to clear everything that's in the fridge so that mutant leftovers don't breed in the fridge while we're away at Taiwan. So naturally dinner these days have been a feast.

"Eh got mooncake! Warm up and eat la!"

I'm trying to avoid going to school right now just in case I get mistaken for a Primary Sixer by mums and their primary 6 daughters who are touring the school and get thrown really weird questions, like am I getting a Tablet PC or not. So someone, please do tell me if the english books are in stock at the bookshop. Lol.

This year is probably the slackest holiday I've ever had. All I've done is stone, stone, and stone somemore. Its mid December and I'm not even halfway through my holiday homework. Stop staring at me like that, there's only so much to what I can do in 2 and a half months (:

Sandra said that quite alot of people went to Taiwan this year. Well I only know Shermin went there after the exams while Rachel Tan is still there.

I wonder if Rachel's having fun there (:

But I certainly hope she didn't go to the zoo.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/05/070518-zoo-pictures.html

Happy Birthday Jasmine!

2007-12-08T05:49:00.000-08:00

YO DUDETTE! I know, you're pissed at me because 14 years ago I was supposed to be born today but decided I didn't want to see the real world for 2 more weeks, so I stayed inside my mum's womb until she had to force me out because she wanted to go home for Christmas. Now 39 of you 2c1-ers are 14 and I'm still 13. Whoops :/

So how does it feel to be 14?

It was absolutely absolutely great having you as a classmate in secondary school and in kindergarten! I guess kindergarten was the only time that you were forced to wear pink. You were one of the few that I could actually talk to or joke with in class because some people found my sense of humour offensive and you're so approachable (: I will miss your personality and witty comments altogether ): At least there's no more PBL next year but thank goodness you took over my job as the leader this year. You should charge to teach people Macromedia Flash, just a brilliant idea (:

Why didn't you choose triple science?! I'll numbchuck you next year too for taking Elvira with you also to 3G1, you watch out. Anyways, I wish you all the best for the rest of your life and I do hope you do get to become an engineer when you grow up and all the best for tap! No, that does not mean I won't come over to 3G1 and disturb you and Elvira during recess.

I still don't know whether you wear a tutu to tap dance lessons or what?

Anyways, Happy Birthday to you!

Now its my turn. 14 days to 14!

This is late

2007-12-02T01:24:00.001-08:00

Sorry:/

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~~LIVER~~ LEVIA!

You've been a really nice and helpful senior to all of us. I'm sure everyone in the section loves you. Will be quite sad to see you, Germaine and Anne step down next year. Ah well, I hope the juniors next year will be as funny and cute as you three jokers. Stop studying and go watch a movie with us you mugger! Oh wait, it was me who couldn't go last time. Oops.

Look on the bright side, you're not a year older, you're a year closer to having sex! Hope that cheered you up (:

Okay, to show I'm not sucking up, I'll dedicate a birthday song to you:

Happy Birthday to you!
You look Thirty Two!
No wonder those monkeys
Would want to slap you!

Do you love it? Heehee 8D

Maybe I should change my name

2007-12-01T20:39:00.002-08:00

I don't believe it and neither do you.

I MISS BAND.

No CCA!

2007-11-29T18:57:00.001-08:00

NO BAND FOR 16 days!! YESSSSSS!

This is the life. I feel like a Primary Sixer all over again. Not that it felt good being a Primary Sixer, but yeah you get my point :))

With no band practices to attend, I should do something meaningful. Like you know, help to save the earth. Just like MacDonalds. If they think they're setting a good example of eating healthily and we should follow, we should also follow their great example of how to save the earth - replaying the same 2 advertisements on their Plasma TVs for 24 hours.

Later, I should turn on my air-conditioner at 16 degress, throw all my plastic bags and paper into the rubbish chute, throw one of my mum's bras in the washing machine and turn it on at full power, keep flushing the toilet even though there's nothing in there and maybe later I'll turn on all the lights in my house.

So basically I'm a horrible person. Good day, activists!

Musical Evening 2007

2007-11-28T04:42:00.000-08:00

Last night was darn good. Yes we know we squeaked alot.

You're irritated. We're sorry.

Hey appreciate that! Its not even everyday you hear me apologizing! What else do you want? A Happy Meal toy?

I didn't really take pictures this time except at Macdonalds because I didn't bring my camera or handphone along to VCH. Blame FBTs for not having any pockets and no, the band uniform skirt has no pockets either.

Reached MacDonalds at 7.30am yawning all the way. I was the only one besides Anne who came with hair un-plaited and Rosemund so nicely helped me plait my hair. Thanks so much!!

Chrisvensia bought really pretty candy canes for everyone! Thanks! :D

Darn, I almost got this shot of Cx.

Hwee Woon, Me and Rosemund :D

Levia and Germaine.

Anne getting her hair done by Finalia. Don't kill me.

Hwee Woon, me, Rosemund and Olivia :D

After breakfast 17 of us headed to the bustop and it started raining so some of us had to share umbrellas and Cx was screaming at me to run up the slope into the school gates knowing that I can't run faster than a pig.

For lunch we had what we thought was KFC when actually what came was MacDonalds chicken burgers. All of us were like "Wtf didn't we eat macs for breakfast?!". I'm in no position to complain anyways because Macdonalds is expensive in terms of money and calories. Plus Swee Chen probably took alot of effort trying to call up MacDonalds since they usually ignore my prank calls. So kudos to her.

Can't Macs do away with the freaking mayonnaise sauce in their burgers? Its fatty, I hate it and they always mix it with the vegetables so idiots like me will be forced to scrape the sause plus the vegetables off the burger and won't get any nutrition. Cunning.

I just said I won't complain! Oh well, I like to contradict myself sometimes.

Loaded percussion instruments and tubas in the lorry after lunch and boarded the buses to VCH. The rehearsals at VCH sounded even better than the concert itself -.- The stand me and Hwee Woon got there was crap. We pulled it up higher, it dropped down, pulled it up again, dropped down.

I think I screwed up quite alot. I placed my file on the wrong stand and was too busy at being freaked out when I got onstage that I forgot to face the audience and Cx was like "Mingen! Face the audience!". Shit.

Thank goodness the intermission came so my legs could solidify. I spent the whole 15 minutes trying to get Amanda and Shaowei to erm... communicate with each other but wasn't very successful. She tried to hide while he stoned. Oh well, at least they said hi -.-

Second half of concert was nice and all of us were dancing to the music the alumni played backstage. I wanted to play Pirates Of the Caribbean but sadly I wasn't born in 1992 ):

ZOMG THE ENCORE WAS DIVARSTATING ( credits to LGP) ! Especially Instant Concert. I think we were all feeling quite embarrassed and pissed because of all the damn squeaking. What happened next should be quite orderly already.

Loaded percussion instruments back on lorry. Lugged tuba cases to the lorry. Got on bus. Laughed at one of Celine's 10 boyfriends from inside the bus. Got back to school. Put instruments back. Go home.

In a nutshell, Musical Evening rocked. Yay :D

Heh.

Tomorrow!

2007-11-26T04:25:00.000-08:00

Musical Evening is tomorrow and I ate raw salmon for lunch and curry for dinner.

Oh darn. Sure kena lao sai.

Darn those paperbags and Fruitree bottles

2007-11-24T02:08:00.000-08:00

After musical evening, I never want to see, touch, taste or even hear a bottle of Fruitree ever again.

I can't believe people say that Fruitree is healthy. I drank 5 bottles yesterday and I feel like my tastebuds are no longer functional.

You know its like paying to get diabetes.

Waste our money buying Fruitree. Waste the macaroni. I don't even see why we have to do all this just for those audiences who will probably throw the bottle plus paper bag right into the bin after the concert and go like, "lol, so lame"

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I think the paperbags that I wrote on are quite nice. Black and Gold! (: But.

Everyone's hands were just as inked on as me when I went for band today. All this better be worth it. So if I see anyone throwing any paperbag so nicely done by us, I will kick that person where it hurts the most.
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Now, we each have to write thank you messages to the audiences on postcards, sign of as our section and put it inside the paperbags for all 880 people. Everyone wrote messages like "Thank you for coming to our concert!". So boring!

So I wrote:

"THANK YOU!
For coming to our concert, we hope you enjoyed it!

Or not, see if I care (:

Love, CGSSB Clarinet Section"

Another one:

"THANK YOU FOR COMING!
We hope you enjoyed it!

If you didn't, your loss (:

Love, CGSSB Clarinet Section"

I'm going to write more of these later.

Band is ending real soon

2007-11-22T01:52:00.000-08:00

Woon: Hey mingen! Band ending in 2 hours! YAY!

Me: WOW! 2 hours more only! Which is 1/12 of a day, 2 hours, 120 minutes and 7200 seconds more that my mouth has to suffer! Why don't we start counting down from 7200 now?!

Woon: -.-

And Woon, for BFITS its TURN TO THE RIGHT! YOUR RIGHT!! NOT THE LEFT!

Darn those paperbags

2007-11-20T07:00:00.000-08:00

I took about 2 hours writing the concert program out and I then realised I spelt "The Eighties" wrongly for all 5 of them.

I feel like screaming now.

That time of the year

2007-11-19T01:10:00.000-08:00

My mum dragged (literally) me out of bed today at around 8am going like "MINGEN! Go school buy books for next year! Early bird catches the worm!".

Me: "The worm can stay there for 5 more minutes"

I think this is one of the rare occasions that you'll see me go to school in bermudas and slippers, dragging along my mum's market trolly.

Yeah yeah, you laugh.

Though quite embarrassing at first, the market trolly proved to be quite useful, because while I was carrying the books into the trolly, the bag broke -.- It was also quite funny to see bimbo after bimbo struggling up the stairs with their books while my mum gloated at her smartness.
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As usual, whatever happens there will be weird conversations. I was queuing for my books when this random auntie tapped on my shoulder.

Random Auntie: "Hello girl, you sec 2 next year right? What class?"

Me: " Erm I'm in 2C1 this...."

Random Auntie:*cuts me off* "HEY that means you know my daughter! She also going to 2C1 next year! Are you going to buy the tablet PC as well as digital textbooks? I think I buy both la, then my daughter will have best of both worlds!"

Me: " Erm I'm in 2C1 THIS year"

Random Auntie: " Ohh I see!! So one year senior my daughter! Are you still buying digital textbook?"

LOL my junior's face was damn red. Poor thing.

EH HELLO DO I HAVE TO BE 165 CM TALL BEFORE I LOOK LIKE A SEC 2 GOING ON SEC 3?!

And why in the world would I buy soft copies of my textbook when I'm too much of a sloth to even look at the hard copies? O.O
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$271 for paper and loads of stress. What's this world coming to?

Shit 1 am already!

Changes (Updated 16/11/07)

2007-11-15T03:20:00.000-08:00

I have some pretty shocking news.

1. Instead of the canvas shorts with uncomfortable netting inside, we will have FBTs for PE shorts next year.

I don't really know myself if that's a good thing. But if someone wears a thick sanitary pad with FBTs won't it look like that person has balls?

I'm just joking, but its still quite obvious and visible that person is wearing a sanitary pad. To look on the brighter side, I guess it will be more erm...airy.

2. Our PE shirt is changing.

Instead of the words being behind, the words will be in front O.O

3. Curie is changing from Yellow to Orange.

ZOMG WHAT?!

4. Our windbreaker is changing.

Yeah, I hope its the price that's changing

5.I cut my hair

DON'T LAUGH.

Crescent is getting weirder and weirder by the day.

Posting Results

2007-11-14T17:03:00.000-08:00

I'm in 3C2!

You can say I'm quite happy because its my first choice. But I wont do stuff like "3C2 <333" just in case I realise that its actually hell in disguise and you guys laugh at me for being ironically stupid.

It seems like quite alot of people want to appeal into my class. So to join in all the fun, I should try to appeal to get into 3C2 too, just for kicks (:

Its a good thing that no one that I dislike is coming to the same class as me. Okay, maybe one but its ignorable. YAY! Sandra, Vana, Petrina, Yimei and Annabelle are coming to 3C2 with me. And Serene and Roslina as well. I really hope Sicheng's appeal will be successful so she can be my seatmate or something next year ;D

There are a few councillors/prefects in my class but I realised the bulk of them went to 3C1. I wonder why.

Well they can haolian in our faces, that's one good thing.

"I'm technically in the first class!"

Something tells me they went to 3C1 not because they liked Literature. Maybe its to have a higher chance of becoming the President of Council, or something. I don't know ^^
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My Dad's reactions to my posting results:

Me: "Pa, I'm in 3C2"

Dad: "9 subjects? Triple Science?"

Me: "Yep"

Dad: "Oh good, you have more lessons to sleep in. Now get off the computer."

Stardust

2007-11-13T04:24:00.000-08:00

Everyone has watched Stardust except me.

Everyone did not read the spoilers to Stardust except me.

Everyone spent $8 on the movie except me.

Everyone spent an extra $6 on popcorn and coke except me.

Everyone spent a total of $14 to watch Stardust except me.

Everyone did not know the ending of Stardust for $0 except me.

Everyone is stupid except me.
I need more ego lah, sorry T.T

Yay 8D

Personalize?

2007-11-12T22:34:00.000-08:00

LGP said that we have to personalize the concert since its the band's 40th anniversary. I thought by personalize she meant have more of the uh...CGS spirit in the concert or something childishly cheesy like that.

Now we know what she meant by personalize:

WRITING OUT ALL 800 COPIES OF THE CONCERT PROGRAM.

Lunacy at its best.

60 people to write 800 programs. That's not called personalizing. That's called screwing with the audiences' eyes. Anyone who knows me or have sat beside me knows that my handwriting is like crap. Trying to read my handwriting in broad daylight is just as bad as staring at a piece of fluorescent pink paper. And you want people try to read my handwriting in the dark? Lol. I'm pretty sure that I don't have the fugliest handwriting in CGSSB too.

Pen and paper is the new sense and sensibility, y'all.

I wonder who are the bunch of people getting the concert program written by me. So lucky.

Quote of the day

2007-11-12T03:37:00.000-08:00

"Mingen its going to snow! You came early for band!"
1l- Audrey

I suck at Geography

2007-11-11T03:41:00.001-08:00

My parents were discussing about some global issues at dinner.

Dad: Yeah, Susilo say that .... Philippines will have....

Me: Isn't Susilo president of Malaysia?

Dad: YOU DON'T DO GEOGRAPHY LAH! Yeah, then what? Who is the President of America? Hu Jintao ah?! President of China? Bu shi (bush)?! Then for Singapore is who? Abdullah? Bambang?!

Me: The only thing that I hear about them is their farmers burn down alot of trees. How I know their President?!

Dad: You study until gong ar?

Me: No lah, never study one.

Dad: So NOW you admit it.

Fish

2007-11-11T02:48:00.000-08:00

My mum bought a fish from Qian Hu Aquarium for $20 and it died 3 hours later in its tank. Now I can't help but laugh everytime I see her.

Moral of story:
Don't buy fish unless you are going to eat it

Going the distance

2007-10-30T05:43:00.000-07:00

Why do blogshop owners have to stay in the north?! Its at least about 20 stops away from Clementi and Redhill! What's worse is after you traveled all the way, paid that sum of money, you find that the tee shirt you bought has not very appropriate words on the back of it!

The worst is when the blogshop owner is wearing a shirt with giganormous words " STARFUCKS FOR FREE" and everyone at the crowded Ang Mo Kio mrt station thinks you're paying for lesbian sex or something.

I feel very...

Yep.

From Clementi to Ang Mo Kio and back to City Hall, change train to Bugis and after get back on the red line to Novena.

VERY FUN AH?

Next time, I will do postage and pay by bank transfers, even though my parents will go on a crazy rant about self-control.

My birthday's coming, and there's already something on the list - A POSB account.

How time flies

2007-10-25T18:30:00.001-07:00

Its been a fun 2 years. Can't believe sec 2 is already over and we're going our separate ways. It still seems like yesterday that I was just stepping foot into 1C1. Back then I was the one with the short blouse, high socks, the gown of a skirt and going "HUH, those are my classmates?! Why so many RGPS people one?! DIE."

That situation wasn't made any better by Jessie, who was reading the literature text and studying it ON THE FIRST DAY OF SECONDARY SCHOOL. I almost confirmed with myself I was going to be beaten, whacked and crushed out by all these muggers.

That was the first day of school. I remember Qiqi being one of my very first friends in Crescent and making me so pissed for making me pick up all her rubbish and stuff she dropped when opening her desk locker -.-

That, was last year. Now 2C1'07 is no more. Those juniors better keep up our reputation of low socks.

Yesterday lots of people cried, except for a few depraved people like me with emotions equivalent to that of librarians. No wait, I was playing Daidee with Lynette and gang (: I didn't really feel like crying, until the part when I was about to leave and Jovi hugged me while crying ): But I did feel sad about leaving 2C1, with us being very bonded and all.

Last memories

I'll miss Amanda lots too.

Annabelle, Me and Jasmine. I'll miss their retardedness the most, especially Jasmine's daily bread of random quotes ):

Goodbye 2C1, goodbye. I'll miss you jokers.

No one should ever forget 2C1'07, because to me its the best class I've ever been in. If anyone forgets 2C1 I'll ... Juice your head or something.I'll remember all the good memories and all of the bad ones so I know who to hire and who not to hire when I become the CEO of a very prestigious company (; Just joking.

NOW LET'S HAVE CHEESY EMO MUSIC!

Okay, bad joke.

Looby!

2007-10-25T08:18:00.000-07:00

Hello! My name is Ming En! You can call me "me" for short but don't get me mixed up with the other 6,602,224,175 people in the world. Good luck at that.

You can visit often if you want, or you can choose to watch your favourite porn star instead. But of course you'll be missing out on much rant. Like, learning the art of being awkward, lazy and silly.

Oi. My name can be used as a guy's name also doesn't mean you can tell me to screw myself hor!